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    Tuesday, 01 September 2009
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    I stopped very early this morning at the local Walmart to grab some Coffee Supplies for work.  When I entered the Parking lot, there were eight Police Cars that had an older Chevy Truck surrounded.  The bad guy was in cuffs, and looked pretty down.  He said something to the cop, and I wasn't close enough to hear what he said, but could tell he perfectly fit the stereotype of a Walmart shopper . . . . He had hardly any teeth in his head.

    So as I got out of my truck and walked to the door, there was a rather large crowd of Walmart Employees gathered up to take in the scene.  I asked, "Hey gang, what happened tonight?" One of the guys grinned at me and explained that this guy came in earlier that night, and stole some large bolt cutters.  Apparently, this guy had been out all night robbing the area, and when he got done, the IDIOT brought the cutters back into the Walmart claiming that he BOUGHT them and was wanting his money back!  Like the same employees at the same Walmart on the same shift wouldn't remember 7 hours later that this was the same guy who stole those cutters.  They called 911 as soon as he walked in!

    I have looked all day for the story to appear on the local news!  If it does, I will submit it to every Weird News site I can find!  Hey, Idiots like this, are special! They deserve their time in the spotlight! This is one of the few times I have left Walmart with a smile on my face, and I admit that I have laughed to myself all day!  This one is a classic!  No joke, I would love to meet this guy!

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